My name is Jacques. I was born with mind control power. I’m the most awesome person in the world. One day I met this kid named Jackson P. Dixon. I controlled him into giving all of his money to me, and i told him to go find a cliff and jump off of it. He did all of those things. Then the next day I met this kid named Fred. I controlled him into going and getting me a hamburger, but he didn’t. My mind control did not work on him. So I shot him up. The next day I met this kid named Tommy, and he shot me in the face. Now I cant use my mind control anymore. So I became a dentist. 5 years later I was walking in the mall and I saw Tommy and his Mother. I quickly grabbed Tommy and his mom. I taped them up to a chair. I told him I would kill his mom if he didn’t tell me why he shot me in the face. He said” Go ahead I don’t care”!!!! So I shot her and we both laughed. Then I shot Tommy in the arm and fed him to my dog Jack. Then one day I met this kid named Billy. The first look at Billy made you want to commit suicide. So I shot him in the arm and kicked him in the face. He was like 'what was that for' and I said 'because your face is so damaged looking'. Everybody thanked me the next day so they wouldnt ever have to look at that face no longer.
My name is Jacques. I was born with mind control power. I’m the most awesome person in the world. One day I met this kid named Jackson P. Dixon. I controlled him into giving all of his money to me, and i told him to go find a cliff and jump off of it. He did all of those things. Then the next day I met this kid named Fred. I controlled him into going and getting me a hamburger, but he didn’t. My mind control did not work on him. So I shot him up. The next day I met this kid named Tommy, and he shot me in the face. Now I cant use my mind control anymore. So I became a dentist. 5 years later I was walking in the mall and I saw Tommy and his Mother. I quickly grabbed Tommy and his mom. I taped them up to a chair. I told him I would kill his mom if he didn’t tell me why he shot me in the face. He said” Go ahead I don’t care”!!!! So I shot her and we both laughed. Then I shot Tommy in the arm and fed him to my dog Jack. Then one day I met this kid named Billy. The first look at Billy made you want to commit suicide. So I shot him in the arm and kicked him in the face. He was like 'what was that for' and I said 'because your face is so damaged looking'. Everybody thanked me the next day so they wouldnt ever have to look at that face no longer.